Red Skelton

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime…

If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly…

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for…

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner…

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad…

God’s children and their happiness are my reasons for being…

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness…

I left home because I was hungry…