Peter De Vries

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually…

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after…

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults…

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to…

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value…

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us…

I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at nine…

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must…

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums…

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums…

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly…