Ogden Nash

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat…

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet…

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an…

If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so…

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone…

Women would rather be right than reasonable…

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we…

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the…

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch…

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit…

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is…

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control…

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore…

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did…

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers…