Molly Ivins

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their…

I’ve always found it easier to be funny than to be serious…

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows…

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to…

Havin’ fun while freedom fightin’ must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get…

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United…

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you’re fightin’ for freedom, ’cause…

Good thing we’ve still got politics in Texas – finest form of free entertainment ever invented…

You can’t ignore politics, no matter how much you’d like to…

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics…

Many a time freedom has been rolled back – and always for the same sorry reason…

So keep fightin’ for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don’t you forget to have fun…

And the funny thing is, I’ve always been an optimist – it’s practically a congenital disorder…