Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to…

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in…

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education…

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been…

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in…

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three…

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint…

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it…

If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing…

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to…

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it…

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example…

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds…

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling…

All generalizations are false, including this one…