Louis C. K.

I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy…

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn’t…

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the…

I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a…

Talking is always positive. That’s why I talk too much…

It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen…

When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother’s assistant. And…

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish – that’s what…

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies…

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting…

There’s no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just…

It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me…

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy…

I never viewed money as being ‘my money’ I always saw it as ‘the money…

It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them…