John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money…

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open…

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of…

If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company I’ve got more attachments on me…

The good die young, because they see it’s no use living if you have got…

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks…

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little…

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams…

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone…

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad…

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most…

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives…