Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you…

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you…

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil…

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business…

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it…

If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so…

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing…