Jenny Eclair

I don’t do marriage. I think it’s incredibly naff. And I don’t like vulgar displays…

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women…

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled…

I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I…

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself…

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to…

Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime…

I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad…

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn’t a very convincing actress, so I…

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing…

I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone – ‘Cause…

I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody…