Garrison Keillor

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function…

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good…

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad…

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all…

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering…

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love…

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came…

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad…

I’m not busy… a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn’t think…

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it’s time to…

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not…