Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go…

Music is always a commentary on society…

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in…

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry…

Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff…

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if…

Most people wouldn’t know music if it came up and bit them on the ass…

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something…

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or…

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted…

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical…

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it…

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff…