Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go…

I’d be happy to be taken as a woman – and that’s what I was initially…

Never put a sock in a toaster…

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from…

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup…

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then…

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did…

I’m quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia – which may have…

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They’re just pretty people singing music…

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they’re two words which are both… different. In spelling…

I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the…

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something…

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or…