Don Rickles

Funny is funny…

I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give…

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude…

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody…

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can’t please everyone. But when you’re different…

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny…

Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder…

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into…

You can’t study comedy it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude…

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And…