David Walliams

I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I’m with my own…

I can’t see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so…

I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when…

I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins and I think there’s something terribly…

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things…

The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it…

I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn’t that happy a child. I liked…

I’ve noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more…

I don’t have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I’m willing to…

I know some of my parents’ friends think ‘Little Britain’ is in incredibly poor taste…

When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those…