Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish…

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good…

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so…

All my children inherited perfect pitch…

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it…

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having…