Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new…

I get a lot of return business. I think it’s all those years I put…

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same…

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to…

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality…

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad…

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told…

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior…

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was…

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite…

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight…