Mae West

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better…

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love…

Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will…

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire…

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of…

Personally, I like two types of men – domestic and foreign…

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired…

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution…

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported…

The best way to hold a man is in your arms…

Too much of a good thing can be taxing…

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache…

A hard man is good to find…

Look your best – who said love is blind…

Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come…