Louis C. K.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what…

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess…

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and…

America’s a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out…

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is…

If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just…

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of…

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing…

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us…

I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse…

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they’re naked and throwing food around, sometimes…