Kin Hubbard

It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love…

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than…

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her…

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family…

After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that…

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put…

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home…

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune…

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from…

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she…

When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s…

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men…

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it…

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments…