Josh Billings

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal…

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one…

Genius ain’t anything more than elegant common sense…

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the…

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself…

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has…

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves…

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who…

There’s a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their…

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed…

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could…

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness…

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain’t got…

Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope…

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you…