Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense…

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and…

A fool and her money are soon courted…

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all…

Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest…

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person…

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted…

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or…

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at…

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her…

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work…

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of…

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and…

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near…

After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her…