Doug Coupland

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people’s families. The only family that…

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one’s taking…

Technology favors horrible people…

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary…

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by…

Christmas makes everything twice as sad…

It’s very strange that most people don’t care if their knowledge of their family history…

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time…

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger…

There’s nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off…

The future and eternity are two entirely different things…

I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside…

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships…

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure…

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people…