Charlie Sheen

It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on…

I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being…

But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for…

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don’t think people are…

The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as…

What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all…

I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer…

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else…

We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it…

I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m…

I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my…

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of…