Mason Cooley

The time I kill is killing me…

When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion…

Money is to my social existence what health is to my body…

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends…

Art seduces, but does not exploit…

The wisdom of age: don’t stop walking…

Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology…

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners…

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness…

People believe that photographs are true and therefore cannot be art…

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge…

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort…

Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are…

I’m being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take…

The only peace is being out of earshot…