Ellen DeGeneres

While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant…

No matter how popular you are as a stand-up – you can go out and…

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and…

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut…

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an…

Comedy can be, especially in a writer’s room, really aggressive, kind of a very male…

When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was…

I’d like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I’ve tried to meditate…

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most…

I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I…

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find…

I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut…

The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and…

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log…

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was…